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Photo Gallery

Stevie Dalton, the original photo — "The Founder" (2026). Click for full 640px glory.

Stevie Dalton in 256 colors — "The Founder" as seen on a 1997 webcam.

Stevie Dalton posterized — "Stevie Warhol" (Microsoft Paint, 4 colors).

Stevie Dalton in sepia — Rare daguerreotype of Stevie proving a theorem, c. 1889.

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Downloads

Official Nude Math Desktop Wallpaper (JPEG, 44 KB) — set it as your background at work. Do it.
Nude Math Screensaver (nudemath.exe, 14 MB) — coming soon, and your IT department will have questions.
Comic Neue font license (TXT, 4 KB) — thrilling reading.